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THE FISH ARE COMING!
Be on the look out for THE PSYCHADELIC LIP-SYNCHING FISH BAND, coming soon.
Don't watch TV-- we'll watch it for you!
GREAT FLICKS:
If you really like comedies and stupid parodies, then this one's for you. It's Wayne's World (as seen on SNL) and Wayne's World 2. So if you haven't seen this, you should rent it, 'cause if you don't, you're just plain stupid! And don't see Chariots of Fire, no matter how much your mom/girlfriend/wife asks you to. Because if you do you'll be bored out of your mind. All the talk about is running,and talking, and talking, and running. If you like British comedy, then you'll love Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I admit, some peoplke think it's stupid, but if you think it's stupid, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!--Blake Nelson and Taylor Lane
OTHER GREAT FLICKS:
The Matrix, almost all Adam Sandler movies except Airheads, Diehard 1-3, Austin Powers 1. --Blake Nelson
EVIL FLICKS:
Austin Powers 2, Bicentennial Man. All of them are sick and perverted...well, I know Austin Powers 2 is. According to our other critic, Billy Ezell, Man on the Moon is the stupidest movie he's ever seen. The Dallas Morning News gave it a B+, but we gave an F...and beyond! In other words, it's dumb.--Blake Nelson
MY DOG BOB a parody of the film My Dog Skip by Taylor Lane
Part 1
WILLIE MORRIS (author of My Dog Skip:Bob and I met on the day I turned 9... or was it 12? Anyway, Bob and I got along together like (cough) 'scuse me, got to take out my teeth... Now where was I? Ah yes, dogs teach you a lot. Bob taught me how to be lazy and steal little pieces ham from under the table. Golly, it was dark under there. That reminds me of the time the neighborhood kids dared me to sleep out in the graveyard. In fact, I remember when Bob got locked up in that grave. And whacked with a shovel. And narrowly missed by a car. My neighbor, Frank Wilkins, was the neighborhood hero until he chickened out in the Civil War...or the Gulf War... to be continued
Part 2
Zzzzzzzzzzzz...huh? What? Oh, yeah, about Frank...um... (Cough) yeah... Bob led me to my first love... Brooks. She was so perdy all the boys beat me up 'cause of... the football. And Bob. Anyway, so there's your screenplay. Go make the movie!
SCREENPLAY WRITER: Excuse me sir but, with all the interuptions, I didn't quite catch that. Could you repeat it again?
WILLIE M.: Yeah, sure... I met Bob on the day...
If you like ABC's Wonderland, you're sure to love:
DUNDERHEADLAND
Where the real nuts live.
Alright, we'll admit it. Some great stuff on the web just isn't on our web site.
MST3K website
http:// A really funny websiteOTHER STUFF
WHY POETRY STINKS
by Brandon Dowell
Hey you! Have you ever been so sick of your pathetic life that you wanted to kill somebody? Well,now you can! To torture a cartoon fish, click here!
Like a lot of people, you probably love Budweiser's Wazzup! ad on TV. Well, now there's a Superfriends ad out which parodies that spot. Cartoon Network claims they had no part in the making of this commercial, though. Oh yeah, and no one knows what it's advertising, either. To view it, click here!
THE DEATH GALLERY
